WELCOME TO SLEEPY HOLLOW school of the arcane
We are thrilled that you have chosen the Sleepy Hollow School of the Arcane to hone and refine your magical powers. We may be the only school available in North America, but we’re still pleased to have you.
We want to welcome you to our community, and look forward to the many wonderful and life-threatening experiences we will share together during your time here. We are extremely grateful for every student who comes through our halls, because each one brings their own unique experiences to our campus—and because we need to replenish our students on a fairly regular basis.
We know that it is both exciting and challenging to enter a world you know so little about. Why do you have magic? What sort of perils will you face? What will life be like after college? We’re here to answer all of these questions and more, setting you on the right path toward success rather than toward a horrible and grisly death.
Once again, welcome. We’re happy to have you!
Welcome to Sleepy Hollow, and welcome to the rest of your life.